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I was in the pit, so not the best picture. But it was an awesome night.

WE’RE THERE #FallOutBoy

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

snapchatting:

i’ve been so annoying all my life why hasn’t anyone shot me yet

espeonchan:

everyone acts like pitbulls are so mean but they always look at you like you’re in the midst of a tender therapy session

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“and how does that make you feel

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

busket:

overhumor:

wow she has really long le—

wait

wow so wonderful to see a human and centaur relationship flourish„ just beautiful

knightscrest:

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witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson 

cloudyismynewclear:

do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it

Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
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